Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Godzilla Review

Okay, you probably read the terrible reviews online and in the papers of this movie, but the truth is...  MONSTER BOOM BAHM GIANT BUG RAWR!!!!! NUCLEAR BREATH SMAAAASSSHHH!!!!! HELLL YYYYEEEAAAA!!!!! GOOODDDD FF****KKKIINNNGG ZZIIILLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HELL NEEDS A GOOD STORY!!!!!!

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Review

This movie was amazing, but not as amazing as the first one. On one hand I was super pumped to see three of the better Spider-Man villains (I'm looking at you average Lizard), but on the other hand I didn't want this movie to repeat the previous Spider-Man trilogy's "Spider-Man 3" mistake. As it turned out, it was a mix of both. Electro had an actual story and a new and, slightly improved origin. Green Goblin's origin was new, and, well it was new. Rhino's origin was... short. In fact, I think I'll give you the screen times:
Electro: 1 hour
Green Goblin (not as Harry Osborn): 10 min
Rhino (not as Gangster): 2 min, literally all the Rhino scenes were in the trailer. Seriously
All in all, not the best.

Justice League: War

This animated movie is based on the New 52 Justice League Vol. 1. The movie follows the book perfectly except for one important point. Where the hell is Aquaman! He played a key part in the graphic novel and many other Justice League stories! Should you forget the more recent attack on the "earth-dwellers" by Atlantis, which Aquaman stopped. Also, if you are going to replace Aquaman with another hero, make it a better hero. Captain Marvel (Who they renamed "Shazam" so no Marvel mix-ups) does not count as a better hero. He is Superman, if Superman was an immature danger to those around him. And so I conclude, Justice League: War, is not worth the watch. I am sorry this came late.