Why Aquaman is Awesome

You may all think that Aquaman is wimpy, but really he's one of the Justice League's biggest assets! He's king of the oceans, which cover about 2/3 of the Earth's surface. He also has an almost unbreakable trident that can cut through pretty much everything. He also has super-strength and can communicate with all the creatures, and monsters, in the sea. Think about that next time your about to diss Aquaman. Also, he has a hot wife named Mera who can control water with her mind! Can your girlfriend do that? You might not even have a girlfriend!

See, he's awesome!